food & travel

food & travel

 

Spanish Guts

Ten to midnight at the temple of intestinal love — and not enough bread. Our waitress-madame-priestess blushes at denying us an Iberian sacrament, but we are famished and forgiving …

 

Eat My Monkey

While lawmakers and the gastropolitically correct frown on devouring our kinfolk, epicures in African nations like Guinea-Bissau dish up the next best thing …

Ayahuasca: Downing the psychotropic holy grail

Unlike the bodies scattered around me, I need more. Breaking the semicircle, I crawl through carpeted darkness to kneel before the shaman. 

 

Hard Cock Cafe

While Planet Hollywood pawns G-rated fare, the XXX crowd have it their way in Madrid’s “erotic restaurants.” Three mom and pop-a-cherry outfits wage culinary cockfights for your oral pleasure …

 

 

Dreaming of a Velveeta Merry Christmas

Home is where the Oreos, Cheez Whiz, Crisco come from …

 

Hail the Reeking Rose

A clove a day keeps the doctor away. And the mailman and the neighbors and the Jehovah’s Witnesses and the …